No wonder Ten has a god complex.

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"Is that all you do, then?" said Apollo. "Lie in bed?"
"And watch television."
"I'm on television," said Apollo.
"You are?" said Zeus. "Have you ever been on Doctor Who?"
"No."
"Oh," said Zeus. "I like Doctor Who. He's a god too."
"I don't think he is," said Apollo.
A split second later, Apollo found himself bouncing like a tennis ball off the opposite wall of the room.
"Yes he is," said Zeus. "He's a god."
"Sorry," said Apollo from the floor. "Of course he is. I was confusing him with someone else."

From Gods Behaving Badly by Marie Phillips.