The Last of the Time Lords

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Well, the first few minutes were promising.

BUT

Is there anything the Master's 'laser screwdriver' couldn't do?? And what was with the scrawny monkey-thing?

What was with that stupid psychic field? I mean, I was sitting them shouting "What? What? What the fricking hellfire?" Which may make no sense but aargh.

THEY KILLED THE MASTER OFF AND THEY MADE LUCY BE UNDER A SPELL OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Jack as the Face of Boe. I didn't hear that. That's not possible, no way hose the Face of Boe was a different species!! And died of old age!

And then Martha left. Boo. She better come back. And how the HELL has the Titanic managed to crash through the TARDIS? The inside is in a different dimension to the outside and is probably infinite!!

CAPS LOCK DISPLEASURE AARGH SWEARWORD SWEARWORD SWEARWORD!

And yes, paradox machine is a great big reset button. How surprising.
But I did like Martha finding the people she'd known.
And how did the Doctor manage to mend the TARDIS? It got ripped apart and turned into a paradox machine then had a lot of bullets emptied to it?

And don't mention the 'Toclafane'.



In my opinion, this is probably the worst episode out of three years worth of New Who.

Two great/good episodes culminating in this. What a disappointment.

Comments

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For the second time, the Tenth Doctor's series ended with someone/something appearing in the TARDIS and him going 'What?' which sets up the Christmas Special

Last year, a bride appeared inside the TARDIS.
This year, the Titanic crashed through the wall of the console room.
The Christmas Special is called Voyage of the Damned and will feature Kylie Minogue as the temporary companion.

*agrees with your icon*
The inside of the TARDIS exists in a different dimension to the inside, that's how it's dimensionally transcedental!
The TARDIS is thought to stretch for hundreds of miles in any direction.
The TARDIS is thought to be somewhat sentient.
The hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through the door, but the strangely small Titanic can crash through hundreds of rooms.

And yes, I thought of you when I saw that.
Crossover fic?